[There's a scrape of fabric, then hissing static for a moment before a loud bang, ruffling pages, and a quieter thump.]

[Fast, disturbed breaths are audible.]

[Steps retreat from the audio pickup, pause, then return.]

--Is that... A-hahaha, how silly of me, I must have hit the wrong button. I'm sorry to bother you all~

[click.]

[staticy silence for several seconds]

It... seems many people here have become ill. C... can anyone tell ... me if this is normal... here?

...Well! This certainly isn’t what I would expect out of an afterlife. Excuse me-! Do you know where I am? Hell, Heaven, Nirvana, or is this just some kind of hallucination~?

Oh! And can you give me directions to the nearest door outside? I’ve been in a boring little room for much too long, you see, and I would love a little fresh air. Even smelly ( Read more... )